I've never entered a beauty contest before unless you count all of those second-place finishes I won playing Monopoly. Until recently. And even for this contest, I had no idea that I was a contestant.
During the most recent school assembly over at the colegio, the students announced the results of a school-wide survey. Category 1 : Most Handsome Teacher. What is this ? Then I heard my name, what ?!
I realized that contests of beauty were more important in this part of the world that say, anywhere else in the world, but I would never have thought that the kids here voted on which teachers they thought the best-looking (There was also an award for best-looking female teacher, which went to a tall blonde American).
Looks like all of that collagen that I shoved in my lips and the buttock augmentation really did the trick !
[Written in 2012]
During the most recent school assembly over at the colegio, the students announced the results of a school-wide survey. Category 1 : Most Handsome Teacher. What is this ? Then I heard my name, what ?!
I realized that contests of beauty were more important in this part of the world that say, anywhere else in the world, but I would never have thought that the kids here voted on which teachers they thought the best-looking (There was also an award for best-looking female teacher, which went to a tall blonde American). Looks like all of that collagen that I shoved in my lips and the buttock augmentation really did the trick !
[Written in 2012]
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